Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
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Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
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I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
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