Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Randomize
