I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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