Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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