you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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