how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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