STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
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i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
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I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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