sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
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Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
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When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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