She's JV to your varsity
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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