Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
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i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
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Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
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