I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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