Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
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she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
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You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize