I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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