problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
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Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
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I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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