I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
are you so shy because you have an std?
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Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
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I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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