HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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