so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
