Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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