Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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