i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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