I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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