I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
