1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
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I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
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Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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