Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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