he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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