my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
You've changed since you got that strap on
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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