I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
We talked him into tasing himself.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
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