Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
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two words...techno handjob
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
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I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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