Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
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Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
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Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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