oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
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