Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
