i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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