She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
