entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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