That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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