I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
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And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
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The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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