She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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