meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
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I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
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Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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