I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
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Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
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God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
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