Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
You're breaking my sexual little heart
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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