my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
My pussy is not your playground.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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