No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
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