I looked at my own cervix.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
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curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
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Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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