fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
