I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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