I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
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Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
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I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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