dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
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