five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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