His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Randomize