You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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