we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
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we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
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I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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