Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
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and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
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A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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