come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
