what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
