i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I look excited, but its just a facade.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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