Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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