Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Randomize
