problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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